Smarter Than A Lettuce

by Three Ninjas

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1.
Box Spring 03:32
you asked if we had change and we had nothing what would you do with change you have no hands you took my mattress i slept on the box spring why do you need a mattress you've got sand everyone wants to meet your friends but no one cares a bit about you no one'll ever even notice you every time i hear your name i cry until i sleep i can't take much more of this facade sleeping underwater is a secret i can keep a passing shadow is it you or God? i'll dance if i have to but i don't wanna go if i ever change my mind you'll be the first to know there's no sense in taking it slow you swim a sound filled with sorrow passing fleeting glimpses are all i can expect and i know inside my heart that though you run you don't reject everybody else is trying to see what they can see but all i really want to know is if you care to see me
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everything that's wonderful about this whole goddamn universe as i experience it every word comes out your mouth they are the same to me they are the same to me every mystery i've ever wanted to solve every storm and corvid form that ever did evolve every rock deposited and since unconformed everything i know about and everything i don't every desert i have yet to see every planet that exists and that is yet to be every ruminant and every star i will know them better now because i know you are when you say yes to me i try to fly through time and it works when you say no there never was a universe
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Powers 02:12
If I had powers I would make all of your wishes come true but to be quite honest I'd be glad to do your dishes for you Driving slightly west would solve both of your problems only you don't drive so I guess for now we'll both be lonely If I had powers we could make all of our wishes come true but to be quite honest there ain't much I want that don't end in you I cross the desert and I try to see its former glory and face the fact that I am glad you spoiled nature for me Last night I dreamed that I helped you move I washed your car and I taught your class I fixed the stain you could not remove and then we drove over Stevens Pass Look in the eyes of the mountain lion, I know this will never get old as we grow We'll have our powers and we'll have to be strong but you know this will never get old as we grow I cross the desert and remember when it was the sea like it was when you were with me I cross the desert and I try to see its former glory and face the fact that I am glad you ruined nature for me
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let me give it to you bro and get it off my chest i will MURDER you if you sit on my desk i'll take pictures with my phone and send them to your boss and i'll tell all the girls you're the fat guy from Lost i do not like you at all you think you compensate for your weight with talent but i compensate by being a prick and it's worked our really great i make more money than you i get more girls i drive a better car and i never feel the need to sit on someone's desk i do not like you at all when you die nothing happens and this makes me want to commit to making something great happen right now while i'm young i just need to convince the right people i'm the one but the movers and shakers are busy moving and shaking lesser men less interested men i'd go so far as to say i can save the world with music but only if the world allows me to save it monica said i could save her with music but only if i agreed to save john too and i guess that's implied but still it's not up to her it's up to him i make myself sick with guilt cause i'm a fucking idiot because i do things i think are right but if i thought it through a little bit more i'd realize i'm a fucking idiot i should take these clothes back to the store because it's getting harder and harder to starve myself and i'm not going to lose the weight to fit into these i have nightmares about Hoarders and i'm sicking of hearing about how brave i am ok i get it you think i'm strong but i i didn't really do anything i lived with my sister and her house was clean and while i'm at it stop telling me that women should love me because i've always found this intrinsically absurd we don't sleep we are at peace we don't sleep we are at peace let me give it to you bro and get it off my chest you think you're so smart but i'm not impressed you have the free phone you can't listen to pandora and that fishbowl you're in and your mom is a hoarder i do not like you at all you think you compensate for your weight with music but people take one look at you and ignore all your music they can tell you lack confidence and your arrogance is a facade and it doesn't help things that you don't believe in God i do not like you at all
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I know the music's good and my face is serene but you don't even know what Corvids are so where do you getting off talking to me? I have really high standards and I don't think that you meet them and you probably like sports so where do you get off talking to me? I don't have a lot of cash, I have the average amount but I make up for it in smarts and hang out with Five Finger Discount It takes a good man to write a song about how arrogant he is I'm a really good man and I hang out with Five Finger Discount I know the music's good and my face is serene but you're not a WPZ member so where do you get off talking to me? I'm really hard to impress and you're not doing great so far and you probably live in Belltown so where do you get off talking to me? I know I'm not good looking and my shape, in general, is round but I make up for it in beats and hang out with Five Finger Discount I know you wanna sex me but I think you're pretty dull It's your loss, I'm good at oral and hang out with Five Finger Discount I know all good things must end I don't wanna be everyone's friend I really don't have time to talk to people with stock personalities One day soon I'll probably die and your emails will go unreplied and I really don't have time to talk to people with stock personalities
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Margaret 01:07
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released April 1, 2010

Cover by Geoff Gibbs. Appearances by NHP, Lightbear, and Courtney Love.

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Three Ninjas New Orleans, Louisiana

Three Ninjas is a musician from New Orleans, LA.

Liberal feminist country singer.

Fucked up songs with swears and stuff. Getting dumped a lot. Alcohol. That kind of thing.

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