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Make Sleepstophers

by Three Ninjas

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1.
Going Gay For House 04:03
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I'm going gay for House your mom was right about that I'm going gay for House I cry each time I fight that We both know it's true that's not what MDs do Diagnosa me Without toucha me Where that lupus at Where that lupus at Where that lup where that lup where that lupus at do the Greg House Do the Cameron Do the Foreman Do the Wilson Do the sarcoid Do the MRSA Do the CIPA Do the Legionnaire's Sweet dreams are House MD Who am I to disagree Sweet dreams are House MD Everybody's looking for something
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The Ecstasy of Mallard 03:27
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When I think about Bergman I think about you cause your polar forms are small and your beaks are small too A lot of you are gay and if you're gay I guess it's true that your head is on straight and it's green and not blue Your offspring are precocial and I kinda like that They can swim and feed themselves and I think it's pretty phat what I don't understand is why you copulate with corpses I no longer wanna touch you If I have to I'll use forceps Mallard babies They'll follow you wherever you go They'll follow you if they don't know you Mallard babies They'll follow you with a cracker in your hand They'll even try to eat a frog if they can You're so recently evolved that you still hybridize with ducks of a different genus If our problems get solved while you're still alive No one will believe us Mallard babies They'll follow you wherever you go They'll follow you if they don't know you Mallard babies They'll follow you with a cracker in your hand They'll even try to eat a frog if they can
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Have A Fucking Baby 02:23
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Have a fucking baby Have a fucking baby Have a fucking baby Raise a kid When you're stuck on the freeway Have a fucking baby When your mom's coming home Raise a fucking kid When your dealership is threeway Have a fucking baby When your mom's home alone Raise a fucking kid When a duck has a penis Have a fucking baby When a man is like a horse Raise a fucking kid When a goat comes between us Have a fucking baby When a whale gets divorced Raise a fucking kid Have a fucking baby Have a fucking baby Have a fucking baby Raise a kid (Three Ninjas) Damn it feels good to have a rabbit I know he doesn't know it but I think he's great If you don't smoke you can have it I'm trying to make room to get a girl pregnate You see a man who loves man, he can adopt at least until technology catches up But a man who wants a kid just can't be stopped He only huffs and puffs until he fucks shit up (NHP) Where do I start? I got so much to say I been thinkin bout babies like erry single day I grabbed me a stork by the motherfucking beak I said, "Bitch give me a baby!" He said, "Later next week." But I ain't seen him around, I ain't seen him no more I tried to buy a baby from the neighborhood store Almost tripped down the stairs and fell seventeen floors I wanna get a pet baby and keep it indoors Have a fucking baby Have a fucking baby Have a fucking baby Raise a kid When the Cambrian explosion Have a fucking baby When the Burgess Shale Raise a fucking kid When you're tit-deep in Marella Have a fucking baby Na na na na na na ale Raise a fucking kid Stephen Jay Gould Have a fucking baby Charles Doolittle Walcott Raise a fucking kid When you're blaming Haikouicthys Have a fucking baby It's a chordate but it's not Raise a fucking kid When I say "have a baby" you say "raise a kid" Raise a fucking kid
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Not Devoted (featuring Taisha McFall) 04:28
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Climb the wall to see what's on the other side, what if there's nothing there? Come so far just to turn back now Why the hell am I so fucking scared Why would you want to do this to me? Why won't you come out and see me? It's not like I'm not devoted It's not like I won't promote it If I thought that you were really there But I can't preach if you don't care
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The Premise of Dogs (Sea Slug Rejection Remix) 04:32
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I drink too much coffee cause it makes me feel good to have a habit I can talk about in public and I try to reach out to my friends but they're busy if I find a homeless that'll cut it People say I'm average at writing blog posts but I don't use Blogspot or Wordpress Bob has never been to Sweden but he's eaten Kalles tubes and he's never seen a man in a dress This is what we meant when we said "tetrapoda" and we love all Anurans but frogs And you have to understand the history of Carnivorans if you wanna know the premise of dogs Nontetrapod craniates nonamniote synapsids noncetacian artiodactyls I forgot to bring a napkin Nontetrapod craniates There's no such thing as nonamniote synapsids noncetacian artiodactyls I forgot to bring a napkin

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released June 15, 2009

Thanks to PZ Myers for being on the cover!

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Three Ninjas New Orleans, Louisiana

Three Ninjas is a musician from New Orleans, LA.

Liberal feminist country singer.

Fucked up songs with swears and stuff. Getting dumped a lot. Alcohol. That kind of thing.

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