I drink too much coffee cause it makes me feel good
to have a habit I can talk about in public
and I try to reach out to my friends but they're busy
if I find a homeless that'll cut it
People say I'm average at writing blog posts
but I don't use Blogspot or Wordpress
Bob has never been to Sweden but he's eaten Kalles tubes
and he's never seen a man in a dress
This is what we meant when we said "tetrapoda"
and we love all Anurans but frogs
And you have to understand the history of Carnivorans
if you wanna know the premise of dogs
Nontetrapod craniates
nonamniote synapsids
noncetacian artiodactyls
I forgot to bring a napkin
Nontetrapod craniates
There's no such thing as nonamniote synapsids
noncetacian artiodactyls
I forgot to bring a napkin