The Ecstasy of Mallard, by Three Ninjas

The Ecstasy of Mallard

from Make Sleepstophers by Three Ninjas

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When I think about Bergman I think about you
cause your polar forms are small and your beaks are small too
A lot of you are gay and if you're gay I guess it's true
that your head is on straight and it's green and not blue
Your offspring are precocial and I kinda like that
They can swim and feed themselves and I think it's pretty phat
what I don't understand is why you copulate with corpses
I no longer wanna touch you
If I have to I'll use forceps

Mallard babies
They'll follow you wherever you go
They'll follow you if they don't know you
Mallard babies
They'll follow you with a cracker in your hand
They'll even try to eat a frog if they can

You're so recently evolved that you still hybridize
with ducks of a different genus
If our problems get solved while you're still alive
No one will believe us

Mallard babies
They'll follow you wherever you go
They'll follow you if they don't know you
Mallard babies
They'll follow you with a cracker in your hand
They'll even try to eat a frog if they can

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from Make Sleepstophers, released 15 June 2009

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Jason J Brunet is a musician from Seattle, Washington, known also by the stage name Three Ninjas. In addition to his ... more notoriety as an MC and producer, he is known for being the child of a compulsive hoarder, and his appearance on Hoarders, Episode 201, "Augustine."

Three Ninjas produces nerdcore rap primarily about science and atheism. This has earned him the description of "the anti-Macklemore." less