The Ecstasy of Mallard

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When I think about Bergman I think about you
cause your polar forms are small and your beaks are small too
A lot of you are gay and if you're gay I guess it's true
that your head is on straight and it's green and not blue
Your offspring are precocial and I kinda like that
They can swim and feed themselves and I think it's pretty phat
what I don't understand is why you copulate with corpses
I no longer wanna touch you
If I have to I'll use forceps

Mallard babies
They'll follow you wherever you go
They'll follow you if they don't know you
Mallard babies
They'll follow you with a cracker in your hand
They'll even try to eat a frog if they can

You're so recently evolved that you still hybridize
with ducks of a different genus
If our problems get solved while you're still alive
No one will believe us

Mallard babies
They'll follow you wherever you go
They'll follow you if they don't know you
Mallard babies
They'll follow you with a cracker in your hand
They'll even try to eat a frog if they can

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from Make Sleepstophers, released June 15, 2009

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Three Ninjas New Orleans, Louisiana

Three Ninjas is a musician from New Orleans, LA.

Liberal feminist country singer.

Fucked up songs with swears and stuff. Getting dumped a lot. Alcohol. That kind of thing.

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