A Very Weird Old Christmas

by Three Ninjas & His Weird Old Tricks

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Recorded and produced by Jason J Brunet

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released December 18, 2014

Art by Joshua Stephens

All songs by Jason J Brunet

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Three Ninjas New Orleans, Louisiana

Three Ninjas is a musician from New Orleans, LA.

Liberal feminist country singer.

Fucked up songs with swears and stuff. Getting dumped a lot. Alcohol. That kind of thing.

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Track Name: It's An Agonizingly Slow Death
I’ll never leave Bedford Falls
and nobody is a praying for me
I’ll answer that bottle when it calls
cause that’s the only thing that works for me

i’m standing on the edge, i’m gonna jump
no message coming from the sky
i had it pretty good but fucked up
i’m worth more dead than alive

It’s a wonderful life unless you’re lonely
then it’s an agonizingly slow death
and you were doing fine until you lost the only
the only friend you thought you had left

I’ll never leave Bedford Falls
and nobody’s here’s praying for me
I’ll answer that bottle when it calls
cause that’s the only thing that works for me

i need a place that serves hard drinks
cause i’m a man who wants to get drunk fast
and i don’t care what anybody thinks
the sadness is the only thing that lasts