Skeptical (featuring Jen McCreight)

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    This song was cowritten by NHP. Jen McCreight of www.blaghag.com sings the chorus.

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My skeptical muscle is strong like Bertrand Russell
I like to avoid fights but still find the occasional tussle
I try to act famous but I'm just a small corpuscle
and if creationism comes up expect me to dominate the discussle
These faith-based fucks like to pretend to sound logical
but it's founded on fallacies frequently fully mogical
you can misinterpret data about polystrate logs
but everyone points and laughs reading Ken Ham's blog

My skeptical brain drives juggalos insane
Yeah, there's miracles everywhere but you're mystified by mundane
I knew a dude name Shane, I sampled the theme from Mondo Cane
and if you ask what i was doing I'll be like "What, Lorraine?"
These Christians complain with the same refrain of disdain
I'll spend the rest of my life removing that goddamn stain
Half insane from the pain, yet I could not abstain
till I lost all my stock in Immanuel's veins

cause we're not antiscience and antiwoman

My skeptical glutes are firmer than Michael Shermer
You wouldn't vaccinate your kids so instead you drank de-wormer
sometimes I'm a dick despite accommodationist murmurs
cause being friendly won't give your ideas legs like Tina Turner
If you try to insert the logic you get blocked by bony scutes
You get called 'murderer' by folks want the government in their utes
Felt guilty about jerking off ever since I was a youth
Now that I'm almost 30 it's time for a goddamn reboot

My skeptical abs are tight like Jen McCreight
and when you call the ladies bitches we'll scream "fight fight fight"
I'm compared to Penn Jilette though the resemblance is only slight
and unless a quake brings it down let's be done with delusion tonight

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from Tits At Your Christmas Party, track released December 21, 2010

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Three Ninjas is a musician from New Orleans, LA.

Liberal feminist country singer.

Fucked up songs with swears and stuff. Getting dumped a lot. Alcohol. That kind of thing.

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