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Five Finger Discount

from Smarter Than A Lettuce by Three Ninjas

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I know the music's good and my face is serene
but you don't even know what Corvids are
so where do you getting off talking to me?
I have really high standards and I don't think that you meet them
and you probably like sports
so where do you get off talking to me?
I don't have a lot of cash, I have the average amount
but I make up for it in smarts and hang out with Five Finger Discount
It takes a good man to write a song about how arrogant he is
I'm a really good man and I hang out with Five Finger Discount

I know the music's good and my face is serene
but you're not a WPZ member so where do you get off talking to me?
I'm really hard to impress and you're not doing great so far
and you probably live in Belltown so where do you get off talking to me?
I know I'm not good looking and my shape, in general, is round
but I make up for it in beats and hang out with Five Finger Discount
I know you wanna sex me but I think you're pretty dull
It's your loss, I'm good at oral and hang out with Five Finger Discount

I know all good things must end
I don't wanna be everyone's friend
I really don't have time to talk to people with stock personalities
One day soon I'll probably die
and your emails will go unreplied
and I really don't have time to talk to people with stock personalities

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from Smarter Than A Lettuce, released April 1, 2010

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Three Ninjas New Orleans, Louisiana

Three Ninjas is a musician from New Orleans, LA.

Liberal feminist country singer.

Fucked up songs with swears and stuff. Getting dumped a lot. Alcohol. That kind of thing.

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