Even Nerds Have Sex And Are Good At It

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i get that it's not sexy when i mention star trek
and explaining biostratigraphy won't make your panties wet
it makes sense you're not turned on by necrophilia in ducks
i just wish once in a while you'd call me "dawkins" when we fuck
among the perks of sleeping with a nerd turned on by anadromy
is a clinical understanding of the workings of your anatomy
sure i know less than john dupras does about astronomy
but i'll make you cum as i recite the details of cetacean phylogeny
it may be schmoopy to bemoan the fact that i don't have powers
but lady i got the brain power to make the sex last for hours

1, 2, 3, 4
copies of pop sci strewn over the floor
gotta gotta preg up to bare down
gotta gotta preg up to bare down
i read greta christina
i may not be lean but
i know what it means to make grafenberg scream
and you better believe my sheets just got cleaned

perhaps i'm not good looking like the dudes from big bang theory
but i'll treat your girl parts better than sheldon treats loop theory
i'm a guy so smart douchebags can't stand to be near me
i'll read stephen jay gould while your boyfriend reads beverly cleary
why are you turning me down? i volunteer at the seattle aquarium
and i'm just rich enough to buy you text books from the campus book store and carry them
you know it's so cute when i overexplain radiometric dating
and you can look me up on hotornot i'm not ashamed to say i got a .01 rating
if you turn me down for a dinner date i'll sample video game music to get your attention
but you could out me as a fake cause i don't play zelda and the consoles i've owned have died sad and alone
and my game night attendance doesn't warrant a mention

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from Tits At Your Christmas Party, track released October 19, 2010

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Three Ninjas New Orleans, Louisiana

Three Ninjas is a musician from New Orleans, LA.

Liberal feminist country singer.

Fucked up songs with swears and stuff. Getting dumped a lot. Alcohol. That kind of thing.

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