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If I had powers I would make all of your wishes come true
but to be quite honest I'd be glad to do your dishes for you
Driving slightly west would solve both of your problems only
you don't drive so I guess for now we'll both be lonely
If I had powers we could make all of our wishes come true
but to be quite honest there ain't much I want that don't end in you
I cross the desert and I try to see its former glory
and face the fact that I am glad you spoiled nature for me

Last night I dreamed that I helped you move
I washed your car and I taught your class
I fixed the stain you could not remove
and then we drove over Stevens Pass

Look in the eyes of the mountain lion, I know
this will never get old as we grow
We'll have our powers and we'll have to be strong but you know
this will never get old as we grow
I cross the desert and remember when it was the sea
like it was when you were with me
I cross the desert and I try to see its former glory
and face the fact that I am glad you ruined nature for me

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from Smarter Than A Lettuce, released 01 April 2010

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Jason J Brunet is a musician from Seattle, Washington, known also by the stage name Three Ninjas. In addition to his ... more notoriety as an MC and producer, he is known for being the child of a compulsive hoarder, and his appearance on Hoarders, Episode 201, "Augustine."

Three Ninjas produces nerdcore rap primarily about science and atheism. This has earned him the description of "the anti-Macklemore." less

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