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i will retreat into my rockstar persona
cause when i get scared of life it's all i'm made of
i guess i've always been the fat fuck and loner
so i'm about to give up and try my luck at gay love
but i'm way funnier than your boyfriend and i'm way better in bed
and i don't wear dumbass earrings and i'd rather give than receive head
reflect on the fact that most cities have no soul
and my ex thinks i'm pathetic but doesn't think i'm an asshole
lately i don't see the point and i kinda wish i was dead
but i don't have it in me, that's what she said.
doom and gloom yeah that's kinda my bread and butter
cause i burned up all the strength you say i mustered
teasing all the hair you sa y i must have grown forward
every pet's a nuclear threat to every country i've bordered
please and all you wish you know i must have grown somewhat
i'm the unappreciated sensitive type like an underpaid cumslut

tick tock and sometimes you do stop
cause it gets so hard and it hurts not to give up
and light a cigarette and sleep in your car
till you die from carbon monoxide or it blows up

but you know it's not in you to commit suicide
but what is is a couple songs that keep you alive
but even music isn't always enough to keep you strong
when every night you get sick wishing you didn't have to sleep alone
it isn't even about sex, you just need a hand to hold
attached to someone whose existence gives the lie to what your parents told you
when you have no will to live you might as well die a hero
but if you die people will appreciate you but you won't know
and anyway most of your problems stem from misunderstood good deeds
so you might as well stay home lay in bed and watch Weeds
your best days are over anyway
all the memorable things are done
your grandkids will remember you for your internet exploits
and your ex-wife will forget the few times you bought her sex toys
your coworkers will remember you for when you blew up about nothing
and your best friend will remember that you still owe him fifteen bucks

if you wanna sleep with me
you don't have to try
just show up

she needs a man who looks just like you
and does everything you do
but just isn't you

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from Tits At Your Christmas Party, track released January 2, 2011

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Three Ninjas New Orleans, Louisiana

Three Ninjas is a musician from New Orleans, LA.

Liberal feminist country singer.

Fucked up songs with swears and stuff. Getting dumped a lot. Alcohol. That kind of thing.

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