Have A Fucking Baby

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Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Raise a kid

When you're stuck on the freeway
Have a fucking baby
When your mom's coming home
Raise a fucking kid
When your dealership is threeway
Have a fucking baby
When your mom's home alone
Raise a fucking kid
When a duck has a penis
Have a fucking baby
When a man is like a horse
Raise a fucking kid
When a goat comes between us
Have a fucking baby
When a whale gets divorced
Raise a fucking kid

Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Raise a kid

(Three Ninjas)
Damn it feels good to have a rabbit
I know he doesn't know it but I think he's great
If you don't smoke you can have it
I'm trying to make room to get a girl pregnate
You see a man who loves man, he can adopt
at least until technology catches up
But a man who wants a kid just can't be stopped
He only huffs and puffs until he fucks shit up

(NHP)
Where do I start? I got so much to say
I been thinkin bout babies like erry single day
I grabbed me a stork by the motherfucking beak
I said, "Bitch give me a baby!"
He said, "Later next week."
But I ain't seen him around, I ain't seen him no more
I tried to buy a baby from the neighborhood store
Almost tripped down the stairs and fell seventeen floors
I wanna get a pet baby and keep it indoors

Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Raise a kid

When the Cambrian explosion
Have a fucking baby
When the Burgess Shale
Raise a fucking kid
When you're tit-deep in Marella
Have a fucking baby
Na na na na na na ale
Raise a fucking kid
Stephen Jay Gould
Have a fucking baby
Charles Doolittle Walcott
Raise a fucking kid
When you're blaming Haikouicthys
Have a fucking baby
It's a chordate but it's not
Raise a fucking kid

When I say "have a baby" you say "raise a kid"
Raise a fucking kid

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from Make Sleepstophers, released June 15, 2009

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Three Ninjas New Orleans, Louisiana

Three Ninjas is a musician from New Orleans, LA.

Liberal feminist country singer.

Fucked up songs with swears and stuff. Getting dumped a lot. Alcohol. That kind of thing.

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