Have A Fucking Baby, by Three Ninjas

Have A Fucking Baby

from Make Sleepstophers by Three Ninjas

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Two men who want to have a baby.

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Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Raise a kid

When you're stuck on the freeway
Have a fucking baby
When your mom's coming home
Raise a fucking kid
When your dealership is threeway
Have a fucking baby
When your mom's home alone
Raise a fucking kid
When a duck has a penis
Have a fucking baby
When a man is like a horse
Raise a fucking kid
When a goat comes between us
Have a fucking baby
When a whale gets divorced
Raise a fucking kid

Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Raise a kid

(Three Ninjas)
Damn it feels good to have a rabbit
I know he doesn't know it but I think he's great
If you don't smoke you can have it
I'm trying to make room to get a girl pregnate
You see a man who loves man, he can adopt
at least until technology catches up
But a man who wants a kid just can't be stopped
He only huffs and puffs until he fucks shit up

(NHP)
Where do I start? I got so much to say
I been thinkin bout babies like erry single day
I grabbed me a stork by the motherfucking beak
I said, "Bitch give me a baby!"
He said, "Later next week."
But I ain't seen him around, I ain't seen him no more
I tried to buy a baby from the neighborhood store
Almost tripped down the stairs and fell seventeen floors
I wanna get a pet baby and keep it indoors

Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Have a fucking baby
Raise a kid

When the Cambrian explosion
Have a fucking baby
When the Burgess Shale
Raise a fucking kid
When you're tit-deep in Marella
Have a fucking baby
Na na na na na na ale
Raise a fucking kid
Stephen Jay Gould
Have a fucking baby
Charles Doolittle Walcott
Raise a fucking kid
When you're blaming Haikouicthys
Have a fucking baby
It's a chordate but it's not
Raise a fucking kid

When I say "have a baby" you say "raise a kid"
Raise a fucking kid

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from Make Sleepstophers, released 15 June 2009

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about

Jason J Brunet is a musician from Seattle, Washington, known also by the stage name Three Ninjas. In addition to his ... more notoriety as an MC and producer, he is known for being the child of a compulsive hoarder, and his appearance on Hoarders, Episode 201, "Augustine."

Three Ninjas produces nerdcore rap primarily about science and atheism. This has earned him the description of "the anti-Macklemore." less